The End is Weird.In the event of cosmic fallout, it is vital that you adhere to the following:Secure your own persona, and a backup if available. A neighbor’s is acceptable.Your skin may attempt to abscond. This is normal in these situations. Do not panic.Ignore all notifications from your mobile devices. They are not to be trusted.Pay no mind to the details of that photograph. Yes, that one.Should your body accrue any additional limbs, please keep proper inventory; they will need to be accounted for.Avoid celebrity advice.Do not feed the bears.You will feel dizzy.You will feel nausea.Do not panic. This will pass.Do not panic.This will not pass.Step bravely.Do not panic.BRAVE NEW WEIRD: The Best New Weird Horror, Volume One, encompasses the finest Weird fiction previously published in 2022. Edited by Alex Woodroe.Table of Contents:Banhus—M.E. BronsteinUser Warning—Charlotte Ariel FinnThe Bear Across the Way—Emily RigoleEn el Patio de la Casa del Callejón—Tania ChenIn Haskins—Carson WinterThe Imperfection—Mae MurrayBlame—Warren BennedettoLow Tide Jenny—Bitter KarellaMachine (r)Evolution—Colleen AndersonSkin—Isha KarkiParadise—Sloane LeongThere is No Easy Way Towards Earth—jonah wuBlood Calumny—Joe KochLemmings—Kirstyn McDermottWater Goes, Sand Remains—Jolie ToomajanThe Mules—Jennifer Jeanne McArdleStage Five Clinger—Nikki R. LeighNotes on the Forum of the Simulacra—Cadwell TurnbullThe Day When the Last War is Over—Sergey GerasimovEat Your Colors—Sonora TaylorMother; Microbes—H.V. PattersonThe Mythologization of Tymber Prescott in Five Selected Photos—Luciano Marano