This book is full of spiders : seriously, dude, don't touch it / Jason Pargin.
WARNING: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out. Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
Record details
- ISBN: 9781250830524
- ISBN: 1250830524
- Physical Description: 454 pages ; 21 cm.
- Edition: Second St. Martin's Griffin edition.
- Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Griffin, [2021], ℗♭2021.
Content descriptions
General Note: | Sequel to: John dies at the end. |
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Subject: | Spiders > Fiction. Parasitic insects > Fiction. |
Genre: | Paranormal fiction. Humorous fiction. |
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La Conner Regional Library | FIC PARGIN | 111708 | FICTION | Available | - |